For the Aspiring Cult Leader

This news article is ridiculous!

A friend of mine shared a news article about a real estate listing in Texas for this house:

It has 46 bedrooms, and 26 full bathrooms.

What the fuck does one do with that much space?

It sports a measly nine car garage. Where's the other 37 people supposed to put their cars?

It's listed for a whopping three and a half million dollars. The news article reads that, "The only catch; it’s in Texas."

The only catch?

Of course, the obvious inconvenience here is that it's located in Texas.

No hold outs for the ridiculous maid service you're going to need to hire, and landscapers.

Plus yanno, the fact that the house is an unfinished "shell" still requiring construction.

The real estate website reads: "This is a unique opportunity to have more than enough room for the entire family inside and outside."

Entire family? Try more like every generation of your family and then some.

It even sits on fifteen acres! I wonder if you can grow crops. Zoning laws are important with this much land folks!

Really, what use could someone have for this other than starting a cult? Or paving that land and opening a hotel.

I mean really you can almost just picture the corn stalks, tomato plants, and religiously confused already.

This isn't even remotely creepy, at all.

Remember, the only catch is the location.

I don't know what whoever built this was thinking.

I mean really.

Edited to add: My cousin came up with another use for this abomination of a building, it could be a prison for celebrities!

So what's your idea? What do you think this building could be put to use for? Leave your idea in the comments!